The Federal 9th Circuit Court is considering a case with far-reaching religious import. While I understand that the Court sits in that cess-pool of faggotry, San Francisco of the California Territory, it should none-the-less make a Godly decision.
The controversy is that the Heathen Tribes of the Arizona Territory are angered that a group of mountains they naively worship (ironically named the San Francisco peaks) will be defiled by a faddish nordic 'ski' resort located therein making artifical snow out of reclaimed waste water. The Heathens feel this practice is insufficiently respectful to their mountain sprites.
Hopi attorney Scott Canty said "the Hopi have revered this place, this mountain, for more than 1,000 years, where the Hopi have built their entire culture." How sad and deluded to base one's entire culture upon a sad little susperstition. How I yearn to bring these poor people the Good News of Our Lord!
Jack Trope, a Hualapai attorney, said the man-made snow also could melt into a nearby spring the tribe uses for healing ceremonies. Once it touches the spring, he said, using those waters is akin to "committing spiritual malpractice." Can you imagine the Heathens actually believe that some waters are blessed and can be befouled by "spiritual malpractice?" How sad. Obviously, if they were proper Christians, they would understand that a Priest ordained by God can bless and make holy even the meanest ditchwater.
The correct and manly judgment seems obvious: not only should the court allow the ski resort to spray sewage on the Heathens' mountains, they should mandate it. The sooner this Heathen mountain cult is stamped out, the better. Forebearance of these Primitives' cultic superstitions only encourages them to deny their Rightful Lord and Master. The Court must certainly compell mucturation on these mountains to save the Heathens' souls. Any other decision denies the essentially Christian character of the American Nation and provides sanction to the bizzare cultic beliefs of a beknighted and ignorant race.
A mountain being holy - what poppycock. Only a Mount from which a Holy Prophet ascends may be sactified as Holy; even the Jews and the Mohammedian heretics understand that.
Now, if you will excuse me, I must make my rounds to service the wombs of my wives. A man's manly duties are never done; so it's a good thing I have pre-oiled by thewey limb.
