The nancy-boy homosexual lobby is bemoaning the triumph of Holy Torture over capitulation to the Mohammedian Heresy, of course. But our Holy Leader's victory needs be put in context. The Geneva Conventions which the defeatist bum-lovers keep moaning about isn't even 80 years old. It is a recent wrinkle in the Law of Nations, and nothing to the eternal verities of Holy Law. Saving souls through excruciation is a practice supported by laws of Nature, God, and the Holy Apostolic Church. No secularist claptrap can stay the hand of Justice.
The simple fact is that excruciation is a vital tool in our Crusade and our Parliament is right to ensure that tool is not compromised by namby pamby adherance to new-fangled 'Treaties' purporting to limit the rights of the Faithful to Crusade in Peace. Far from the dire predictions of the phallus-lickers, the world will not depise us for taking up the ancient tools of Inquisition; they will fear and respect our resolve and devotion to His Will.
I can't wait for my Brothers on the High Court to either refuse to grant Cert on any case arising under this Holy Act, or to confirm its consistency with our Holy Constitution. How can crusading in His Holy Name, being consistent with the Law of our Lord, be inconsistent with the Laws of Man? Even should some pissant jurist try to declare the two incompatible, I have no fear that our Holy Leader will simply take appropriate emergency measures, declare him or her an Enemy Combatant, and have the errant jurist excruciated until they recant their heresy.
Now, I must away and oil my Iron Maiden and replace the chains on my Rack. I'm going to be very busy doling the Holy Justice soon. Bless our Holy Leader for his Wisdom and Foritude. My sinewy manly parts are twitching in anticipation.
Bless you. And your Jewish ally, Professor Dershowitz.
Posted by: Martin Baker | September 23, 2006 at 08:34 PM