My good friend William Rehnquist always did have excellent timing. He got himself appointed to the bench by being the right bastard at the right time for Nixon. Got himself elevated to Chief Justice by Reagan for the same reason. Now Rhenquist has gotten his dearest wish and become immoral using the necromantic powers of the thousands of deaths in the Katrina disaster.
He had been hanging in there like a dog with his last bone since the thyroid cancer hit him, waiting for an event that might provide enough sudden death to allow him to moult off his mortal coil and become eternal. Offensives in Iraq and Afghanistan weren't cutting it; too distant. I thought Rehny would have to get cryogenic and wait for the next scheduled Al Qaeda attack, but he either got lucky or called in a major favor to get that storm so close to the General Jackson's towne.
With all that death energy floating free, Rehny is flying high. He won't have to worry about recharging his battery for a few hundered years. Of course, he can't continue as Chief Justice, the people can't forced to countenance an openly Liche lawyer on the highest court - yet. But he will work quietly behind the scenes. I hear he's accepted an offer from the Skull and Bones firm (they groom all the top undead conservative jurists, now).
I have to go place the ritual marks on my body with cat's blood, lest Rehny shows up here feeling peckish. I suggest you do the same...
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Posted by: billy | February 24, 2012 at 06:32 AM