by David Safier
Move over Freedom Fries. You're so pre-Iraq War. France is no longer a bunch of Freedom-hating cowards -- or maybe they still are, but who cares? They're a bunch of tax-hiking Commies now that Socialist François Hollande is their new President.
Expect a resolution to be passed in the House stating that "French Fries" will hereinafter be referred to as "Tax-Free Fries," and no sales tax will be charged when they're sold in our freedom-loving, flag-flying American restaurants.
Oh, and Obama was born in the French part of Kenya. Bonjour, Barack.




















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